Fact: Sometimes, girls like big trucks. That isn't a euphism. (Okay, perhaps it is). Redesigned for 2013, the Ram 1500 demands respect and thus increases confidence. Girls like power in a man. Especially when coupled with a big truck.
Perfect for parking lot pimping, the Dodge Challenger is a new school version of what your dad got laid in. The styling is so old school, you might be tempted to wear flared trousers. Don't. Let the car do the talking and let these pointers guide action to the back seat. And, again, the $25,295 is a starting MSRP. If you can't get that down a couple thousand, you don't deserve to drive the car.
(Disclamer: for 40-plussers only) Sometimes, proving you've got a good head on your shoulders and a plan for the future plays in your favor. Some girls are looking for grounded dudes, the type of guy that can father a child, teach him/her to throw a football, and handle school runs. We aren't advocating tricking these types of girls...just suggesting the Mazda5 will get you laid in some circumstances (like when you're older and single with a kid). And, yes, if you are still wondering, this is a minivan.
Nissan Altima Coupe
You = the new, cool teacher. Her = Hot, young, single mom. The Nissan Altima Coupe says you're responsible, but with a wild side. She'll like that. She'll want it. You'll get laid.